Ross O'Carroll-Kelly thought he knew all he needed to about women's bodies ...
So there I was, roysh, in a state of basically very blissful ignorance, when suddenly Sorcha's up the Damien and I have to listen to, like, women's stuff.
And now he's getting a biology lesson he could have SO lived without ...
I am telling you, roysh, I never even knew nipples could crack and I was very happy not knowing it. I mean, all I knew about the whole scenario was six seconds of seriously good lo...